“Why are there ducks zooming around and around our house?” I asked my husband between bites of pizza. It was our youngest daughter’s first birthday, and we were celebrating out on the porch. There was a chocolate cake resting in state on the kitchen counter, awaiting its demise, and the sunshine of a splendid June day was slanting long across the green fields. She was grinning happily as blueberry-purple-carrot puree dribbled down her chin onto her bib, oblivious to the fact that this was all supposed to be about her. “It’s almost like they’re playing or something.”
We see plenty of ducks flying around here, but they’re generally zeroing in on the lake–so this was odd. Around and around they went at top speed, wings whistling, tilting around the tree tops. I’ve never been to an airshow, but this kind of seemed like one. I moved my camera setting to Sports and attempted a few flying shots in vain. I couldn’t even find them in my viewfinder, let alone get a clear photo!
Then, as I stepped off the porch in hopes of a better vantage point, I noticed something else. Whenever they’d pass the garage, they’d kind of pause and flutter in around the chimney before taking off to resume zooming again. Not just once but every time. Now my curiosity was definitely piqued!I began creeping my way across the yard, in hopes of catching a photo during one of these chimney pauses. And then the plot thickened: as a couple of them were fluttering about, one landed…poked its head in the chimney……and then disappeared! What?!
One of the other ducks fluttered confusedly about and then landed on the ridgepole. It eyed me suspiciously as though to inquire, “What did you do with my friend?” I took advantage of its distraction to get a good close shot before I ran back to the house.
“I think one of those ducks just went down the garage chimney,” I informed my husband. We both went to investigate. He opened up the chimney pipe and peeked inside. Nothing. He shrugged. I shrugged. Maybe I had been mistaken. We waited a few minutes, then turned to leave.
Without any warning, one winged body exploded from the chimney pipe, followed by another. Two ducks! In the garage! Bang! Crash! Suddenly everyone was ducking and running, yelling in excitement. A crack in a garage door was all they needed, however, and then they exploded out into freedom. I watched them settle onto the mirror glass of the sunset lake, shaking their little bodies as though to rid themselves of the memories of claustrophobic chimneys and dark unfamiliar garages.
Well, that was exciting. And now that we’d had our free entertainment for the evening, it seemed like a good time to break out the chocolate cake and the bird identification books and find out what kind of ducks they were and what they were doing. Did you know that common goldeneyes (the identification we finally settled on) are some of the few ducks that are considered “arboreal” which means that “much of its nesting is done in cavities found in mature trees”. Did they think that our garage chimney was a just another hollow tree? Seems like a reasonable explanation. But why so many of them interested in it all at once, this late in the season? This answer was not to be found in the books. If you know the answer, let me know!
Moral of the story: Some birthdays might just unexpectedly be for appreciating the sometimes taken-for-granted fact that on the fifth day “God said…”let birds fly above the earth across the expanse of the heavens.” So God created…every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. And God blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful and multiply and…let birds multiply on the earth.” (Genesis 1:20-22)
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